i have walked out of a Transformers film twice, actually. i don't remember which one the second one was, but i was stoned out of my mind and started coming down about halfway through, and simply wasn't having it

i don't even know who that is but i assume it's one of the truck robots

my worst movie experience was when some poor guy in the row behind me had some kind of seizure and shit his pants. it smelled so bad they opted to continue the film in a different auditorium, but since the film was Transformers: Dark of the Moon, i instead opted to just go home

to be clear, it doesn't happen often *enough*, but it does happen, and i greatly enjoy it every time

we don't talk enough about the joy of hearing someone testingly sneak out words like "woke" or "DEI" in polite company; only to get instantly dunked on by the combination of people that don't know giving them side eye for being weird, and people that do know throwing shade at them for being morons

my goal is to be just good enough in life to be reborn as an excavator

truer words have never been spoken

i should be given a medical bracelet that says "squat is not allowed to do shots under any circumstances"

clam chowder ice cream. is this a thing?

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