let this serve as my occasional reminder that even if you think the NYT is consistently outstanding, subscribing to the times to "support journalism" is like giving Harvard thirty bucks to "support education." They don't need your money. Small outlets & independent journalists do.

i didnt really understand frozen pizza before today but i get it now like its way too hot out for normal pizza

if someone from 1570 had access to ketchup they would too

irony was unalived years ago

lizards and dragonflies would like a word

or linear time bf will realize the error of their ways

working only the days when a country isn’t declaring independence from britain sounds like a good work calendar

i eat and frolic so i think im doing good

4 day drinking

i really want another peacemaker season