He has like Radagast energy idk

I could see dating RFK Jr., but I’d never vote for him!

Why did the first couch fucking candidate have to be a republican?!

Has the Baby Reindeer lady endorsed anyone yet?

If Biden isn’t alive then whose asshole did I just lick a malted out of???

Harris/Dukakis 2024

I feel like the universe is trying to tell me to run for President, actually. I think I might be Americas only hope.

It makes sense to use a maxi pad on your ear if you’re on your eariod

No matter who wins I’m gonna sniff Trump’s ear bandage

I don’t like how news keeps happening and changes every day.