JD Vance reminds me of one of my former lovers, Pumpkin Head. Miss rocking around on that guy’s big ol’ noggin!

I didn’t get smarter during my absence

Why is Elon giving Trump 45 million a month? worst subscription ever

Maybe I’ll come back on here and stupid it up a little

Once I was shit in the rear

No, I will never go back to Twitter, not even if #kotex is trending

I’m glad Vine isn’t alive to see how Elon ruined Twitter

If this is a simulation why do I have to have so much diarrhea

They shouldn’t let billionaires do anything. All their ideas are too dumb. Once u reach a billion, prison. That’s the premise of my new novel “billionaire jail”

What if they renamed bluesky fartsky? That’s how dumb changing Twitter to X is!!!!