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Scott Smith
@stampergr.bsky.social
Profile picture is 5 years old, but I chose it because it contains the two things that I hold dear: 1. Art made of aluminum canoes and 2. Photos where I look like Sideshow Bob
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I'm beginning to think that this guy might be pretty good.

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A first grader I worked with last week, guessed my age at 17. How do I nominate somebody for Michigan Student of the Year? A third grader in the class yesterday walked up to and stuck out chin and pointed to his own dimple and proclaimed "Look, I have a butt-chin just like you do."

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While the White Sox have broken the record for most losses in a season, I think the Mets still have the all-time record for most players with containing the word "berry." www.baseball-reference.com/players/t/th...www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/st...

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ok the vibe in new york right now is very substitute teacher went to the bathroom

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"To eat 100 lbs of salmon every day in an effort to double my body-weight before settling into a 4-month nap then awaken in time to frolic in some early spring snow." My answer when the hiring manager asks, "Scott, how would you describe your ideal job?"

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Pro tip: you can save time by writing your speech endorsing a former president/current candidate while you're on hold with the Pardon-a-Lago phone line.

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I first noticed it about 20 years ago, but it seems more prevalent now, especially in the Midwest. When did, and WHY did people start pronouncing the "across" as "acrossed"?

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Computer problems are maddening. Though, I do find some joy in hard restarts because I picture myself as giving it a Vulcan Death Grip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWZU...

The VULCAN DEATH GRIP !!!
The VULCAN DEATH GRIP !!!

YouTube video by BMGBOX

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Good morning, my (alleged) echo chamber. I'm starting the day with a polemic: Pancakes Make People Happy. Debate me!

Large white plate with illustration of stack pancakes, with lettering declaring "Pancakes Make People Happy."
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Social media echo chambers imply the existence of social media sensory deprivation tanks. But I've tried Mastodon already.

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Scott Smith
@stampergr.bsky.social
Profile picture is 5 years old, but I chose it because it contains the two things that I hold dear: 1. Art made of aluminum canoes and 2. Photos where I look like Sideshow Bob
45 followers107 following235 posts