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Your favorite poster's favorite poster. I curate memes so you don't have to. Parkinson's and Long Covid, always tired. paypal.me/StandplaatsKRK linktr.ee/standplaatskrk ¡No Pasaran! old enough to be your dad, he/him
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A facebook post from years past: 

"Michael Terry
21 hrs
elon musk is a 50 year old man with more money than
god and he spends his time spamming 9gag memes
on twitter because he got dumped by a girl that looks
like she would shoplift plastic bongs from spencers.
he has the same origin story as knuckles the echidna
and refuses to pay taxes and when he gets called out
for it he'll pull some stunt like "if the government can
give me a detailed plan of what they'll use the money
for by 4:20 1'll sell 69 shares of tesla stock" like he's
the smosh version of the joker and he'll probably get
away with taking over mars because that weird dude
you know who hasn't upgraded his personality since
2011 and talks about the death star having contractors
on it when it blew up like it was a real event will see
this shit and go "epic win""
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bad person makes good point

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this feels tumblry.

"Bi or pansexual people in
heteronormative relationships are
basically straight. Bi or pan people in
same gender relationships are basically
gay. Baking soda is basically flour so youl
can use them interchangeably. Tigers
are basically big house cats and make
great pets. Money is basically paper so
pay for things with printer paper.
Feathers are basically pillows so sleep
on a live duck."
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Standplaats Krakow
@standplaatskrk.pl
Your favorite poster's favorite poster. I curate memes so you don't have to. Parkinson's and Long Covid, always tired. paypal.me/StandplaatsKRK linktr.ee/standplaatskrk ¡No Pasaran! old enough to be your dad, he/him
5.4k followers4.7k following18k posts