Every so often I'll see someone and wonder, when they die, will their heart be so heavy it'll just PLONK the scale down and then automatically yeet to Ammit?

Weighing souls, providing safety tips . . . what a guy!

Attn. @ktempestbradford.com I think you will appreciate this

the way I cackled at this 😂

Funny, it looks like he’s tipping the scale with his paw to be heavier lol

Now, where do I need to slap Kissinger in that…?

Heart versus feather. Oh my immortal soul would I pass this test?

This is gold

@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com why was this not in "American Gods"?

Lol I wish I'd seen this before I taught my ancient religions unit this year