Denethor: whos this strider i hear of bob? Halderman: [inaudible] serpent ring Denethor: shame Angmar didnt wipe out all the damn halfbloods [inaudible] Halderman: [inaudible] savior of Helms Deep Denethor: cant these horsemen [inaudible] thatched barn where [expletive deleted] roll on the floor

Hot pants

Wormtongue: troubling sounds of [inaudible] the horizon Denethor: and he thinks [cross-talk] relinquish? Wormtongue: all the Rohirrim think so Denethor: [redacted] be damned if i can't [inaudible] tomatoes

tired: nixon lost in the sauce wired: denethor lost in the chicken

Can’t decide is Grima Halderman or Bob Wormtongue is the funnier portmanteau name

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