I might go to this one if I knew what format it was showing. I swear to you, they projected a DVD of a movie one time I was there. It’s a stage theater, not a movie theater.

A friend asked me if I was going to a showing of Return of the Jedi tomorrow. I tried to explain that I would be insufferable at any screening of the Special Editions, what with my commentary and loud sighs. If any venue wants me to come provide commentary or loud sighs over their screening, HMU.

You can’t just make a fancy version of one of the existing Baker masks that Lucas erased from the movie and put it in your show.

God bless you even harder, Skeleton Crew, for literally keeping Bat Demon alive.

God bless you, HasLab, for keeping Bat Demon alive.

#ReleaseTheOriginalTrilogy

My wife didn’t find out that I was an expert for a decade. “Why would someone want you to attend a screening of the movies?” “Because I’m the world’s foremost expert on the changes to the SE?” “YOU ARE?!”

Tell HelloGreedo’s sister he was right… It’s about history. The Special Editions didn’t inspire an entire generation of filmmakers or win Oscars. The originals did, and deserve to be available to the public.

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I knew you wouldn’t forget!

He’s also every Rebel pilot in the Special Edition!