The streets want to know if this Italian sub I’m about to demolish is better for me than a 2 piece dark combo from KFC. The streets look forward to clarification on this matter

feeling equal parts blessed and stressed

Who would’ve imagined legos making such a comeback

my sister, on Sean Kingston’s history with the law: “I mean that makes sense. What he said to that one girl was classic manipulation”.

my dad, no context: “have you heard of the ying yang twins?”

“If Jesus was short it would’ve come up in the text”- dad