Have you done Alcatraz yet?
Seal beach PD making Instagram reels might be cringy but if it keeps them from coming to traffic court (not one appearance in close to a decade) I do not care
Gonna do the Mutumbo finger wave for my dismissals in court this morning
How does one do a half marathon with over 2800ft of elevation gain? The answer is: very carefully
My favorite thing to do when my road racing friends ask me how I do trail running is to point them towards my insanely slow pace on Strava
Honestly anyone outside of heat fans are fine online. The Knicks fans act mean but I would be too if I’d had their last half century
Like 60% of the people whose tweets I actually want to see are here now. I just need the NBA posters to migrate over and I can bail on twitter forever.
Good afternoon dispensary bud tender I am in need of a pain reliever more powerful than max strength Advil that will still allow me to get my chores done. Because I am 38.