What's the worst that can happen? Really? Ok that's pretty bad. We're in a real pickle huh
(going up to a random guy on the street) listen bud u gotta spend money to make money. give me ur wallet
I was going to make my account spooky for halloween, but I couldn't think of anything to call myself except boofessor killosk and that's just sillyI was going to make my account spooky for halloween, but I couldn't think of anything to call myself except boofessor killosk and that's just silly
Some of you have never been to Arrakis to feast on the spice melange and it flows.
The debate needs to have a swimsuit portion, so we can easily weed out the t shirt wearing weirdos.
Damn girl, are you a conservative news headline photo because you are wildly misleading me.
damn boy. are you a conservative news headline? because we’re about to destroy any chance of us having a healthy relationship with our families
if I were alone in the forest and came face-to-face with a bigfoot I like to think I'd be able to teach him the true meaning of love or something like that
nothing is beyond your abilities if you’re okay with fucking up a lot