this is so romantic

When he made that suggestion I'm surprised she didn't take all the rest of the years off his life.

I read shit like this and get furious that I am still single

yeah this is genuinely why my mindset is kinda like... I'll date men, but if I'm gonna ever get married again (and I'd like to), it's probably gonna be to someone who is not a dude sorry dudes :/ the overall investment class rating is just too risky to bet decades of my life on