a reminder to the london queers (or those close enough) FACE///OFF is in three weeks ticket sales go towards funding my friend's new face come enjoy some sick music. dance. help out one of the coolest people i know. link.outsavvy.com/faceoff
t climbers in brooklyn... repeat... t climbers sighted in brooklyn
Cuntily emptying the kerosene down the kitchen sink drain
raised almost £500 today 🥹 thank you so much to everyone on here who contributed, i genuinely can't overstate how much that means 💜💜💜
ok we're rebranding this account into a full-time DBJ-posting account, DBJ 24/7, nothing but inadvisable hits on the dancefloor and in the intimate company of loved ones, nothing but worrying patches of yellow floating through your field of vision and fractal sunbursts beneath the eyelids
Oh man I might have emptied my skweet tank, I'm too busy staring at walls and talking to birds and lavishing care and being normal and feeling my face with my fingers in the dark to come up with the kind of all-time great amusing gnomic wise deprecating oeuhhhh style posts you all know and love
It turns out that, sometimes, you are able to miss someone so intensely and profoundly that hearing even a recorded snatch of their voice can, as if struck by a tuning fork, right away melt obsidian-hard parts of me into clear and flowing rivulets. fuckkkKKKKKKK
Pre-operation conversation w my fiancé's surgeon consisted largely of introducing him to their other gf, him going, 'What? Two girlfriends? I don't have any girlfriend at the moment, what the hell,' and then learning, at length, about his recent ex who 'pissed off to Ibiza' after he proposed. Lmao
Polyamory is when you fall in love with married women