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Stephanie Burgis
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Fantasy writer, history geek, dark chocolate addict! Writes sparkling fantasy rom-coms for adults and fun MG fantasy adventures. She/her. linktr.ee/stephanieburgis
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A heartfelt plea from the brooding and mysterious owner of a sinister castle on the hill... ;)

A tumbler post starting with pen-for-sword reads: maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis. we are running out of them. starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear. are any of you actually lost? At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it's the maidens again...
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Stephanie Burgis
@stephanieburgis.bsky.social
Fantasy writer, history geek, dark chocolate addict! Writes sparkling fantasy rom-coms for adults and fun MG fantasy adventures. She/her. linktr.ee/stephanieburgis
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