RIPLEY (2024, dir: Zallian) #oneperfectshot

The only thing better than showing GREETINGS at one of my favorite film festivals is winning an audience award!

After the BIRTH controversy of 2004, I guess we're on a 20-year cycle of wildly misunderstanding Jonathan Glazer's intentions

the greatest crossover in television History

Editor: You get those photos of Joan Didion and her nephew Griffin Dunne? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

All product packaging is like "We don't put carcinogens in this anymore. You're welcome."

If there's ever a Tom Hanks biopic, I found Chet.

I love wearing Shoshanna dresses because a) they're very flattering and b) it gives me a reason to remind people that at the height of Jerry Seinfeld's fame, he dated a teenager.

"There are 108 beads in a catholic rosary and 108 stitches in a baseball." - Bull Durham