Winding up the WestHam supporter at work the other day. He was asking me if I was getting nervous? I said I couldn't remember who we were playing. That got his back up telling me it's a big London Derby. I said it's along the lines of playing Brentford. That you forget there even in London.

Ah, the classic ‘Who are we playing again?’ strategy! 😂 Next time, just tell him you thought the London Derby was a new reality show! ‘Survivor.