A video game console?! I stopped there as it could not possibly get any weirder.

Seriously, if ANY of us had written this in any story we had, we’d be called parody hacks at best. But here we are in real freakin’ life…

Kind of a weirdly lucid thing to think 'oh there will be enough down time during this that I want to get some Animal Crossing time in'

But which console? A handheld like the switch or an Xbox/Playstation they planned on playing in the Pelosi household on the Pelosi's TVs while wearing the unicorn costumes?