English Muffin loafs fresh from the oven. I'm going to eat them so hard the neighbors will call the cops. 🍽️
My niece asked how to make baked potatoes. I typed it out, so why not share? 🍽️ Preheat oven to 375° Use large russet potatoes After cleaning, stab them eight or so times each with a chopstick or similar Coat in EVOO Rub w/ a good amount of kosher salt-don't be stingy, really coat those suckers
i am crying laughing what the fuck man? “dad and i sat down and had a serious chat about how much we miss mom’s honkin jugs”
I didn't wake up this morning thinking Ricky Gervais would retweet my criticism of him on X to his 15M followers so they'd do a pile on, but here we are. Honestly, it's been fun watching people try to hurt my feelings... with ded burd name calling. Maybe tomorrow I can get Dave Chappelle mad at me.
I love that I can never tell when Aussies are matter-of-factly sharing something about their culture, or absolutely, mercilessly, fucking with me. One of the true joys of multiculturalism.