Influx of people from Twitter...? Finally I can live my dream of standing at the gate of a mysterious, partially ruined mansion in a cloak, squinting as I raise my lantern and say "you must come in out of the rain! 'Tis no hour for human nor beast to be upon the moors"

Great tips! Also, if you're new here, post at least three times before you follow a bunch of people. Give us your best stuff, letting us know who you are, your interests, and what you'll be posting. Otherwise we have no idea if we want to follow you back, because there's nothing to go by.

You just know Tom Hanks has had nightmares like this. "No! Not the Sterling!" And he wakes up clutching a toaster.

I'm on day two, and already I can feel the detox, like someone aired out the house.

In grade school I treasured the little Halloween pumpkins and stickers the teacher used on our papers. Never realized that as an adult I could just get my own. I mean, I got years to catch up on.

I know the feeling - like Buddha with a blowtorch

It's still there! letmegooglethat.com

Let Me Google That

For all those people that find it more convenient to bother you with their question than to google it for themselves.

Tell the truth. Sing with passion. Work with laughter. Love with heart. 'Cause that's all that matters in the end. - Kris Kristofferson

Everything was all right until Kristofferson came to town. Oh, they ain’t seen anybody like him. He came into town like a wildcat, flew his helicopter into Johnny Cash’s backyard like a typical songwriter. You can look at Nashville pre-Kris and post-Kris, because he changed everything. - Bob Dylan

My entire medical experience has taught me one thing above all else: you have to be your own best advocate. Also, my niece is a doctor and would be glad to write you a note saying to take no shit and call her in the morning.