hotels: we have two thicknesses of pillows, monster truck tire or comic book

The secret to writing a convincing fairy tale is to begin every chapter with one huge ass letter

Quoth the baby shoe, neverworn.

Please finance my pranks on Trickstarter

How many likes for you to drink the tomato?

Menards is what a pirate says when you kick him in the balls

Menards is what a pirate says when you kick him in the balls

I thought it was going to be a mumbler who was trying to say Greeting Cards

Time to heimernate

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