It's basically just a caramel turtle in bar form (plus nougat). It's good but given the choice I'd still pick the original over it.
Must be a day that ends in Y
It was especially infuriating after we borrowed the VHS from a friend and my dad watched it and said he regretted not taking me to the theater for it.
I will always harbor a small amount of resentment against my parents who didn't let me go see the original JP in the theater (they were suuuuuuuuper strict about any movies above PG, until I was in my mid-teens).
They could have literally had the same mechanic where pressing up on the d-pad puts you in swordsman mode only instead of channeling the Spirit of Link it just makes your tri-staff sprout a blade and you slash away. You could keep the meter countdown and everything.
Yep. That's the truth, Ruth.
Not technically a disc jockey but as a radio personality in a movie it's hard to top Eric Bogosian in Talk Radio
It's so good. It finds the perfect ratio of mocking and sympathizing with elder millennials like me, while also doing the same with Today's Youths.
