making critical life decisions today, like Popeyes chicken sandwich for lunch, and Chick-fil-a nuggets for dinner.

a white rooster with a red crest is standing in a field with the words `` baaa gawk '' written below it .

ALT: a white rooster with a red crest is standing in a field with the words `` baaa gawk '' written below it .

Pepsi Wild Bunch (1991-1991): In an effort to shake things up, Pepsi released a line of fruit-flavored colas--Strawberry Burst, Raging Razzberry, and Tropical Chill (pineapple-orange). Despite their nifty can designs, they never made it past the test markets

Why? Because everybody wears pink?

Driving Crooner is one of the best sketches ever.

Posting on social media be like

a man driving a car with the words " i gotta figure out how to make money on this !! "

ALT: a man driving a car with the words " i gotta figure out how to make money on this !! "

My wallet with the price of everything is more tired. Hence Transformers for me only once in a while. My left hip has been bothering me lately too.

I wish I could take part. But alas, I had five kids.

So, the Super 7 Wave 1 O-Ring G.I. Joe set sold out already.

a man wearing glasses and a plaid tie

ALT: a man wearing glasses and a plaid tie

Almost turned on my heat last night when I got back from Beetlejuice 2 because I was freezing. Looked at the overnight lows and they were rising steadily up through today. Bummer. I was ready for pajama weather and fireplace lighting.