"Hi, I say your ad and I'm too cheap to hire you so I went to your clip store and JO'ed to the 15 second previews. Can you answer a question about one of them so I can decide if I should buy it?" is absolutely not going to get a response from me, ever. PKY

2024 is when I start sending out invoices for emotional labor. Hire a mediator.

Last-minute FMTY turned into a last-minute cancelation which pretty much means I got paid 1k for shaving my legs. NGL, I was really looking forward to that giant hotel tub!

The walking can of axe body spray that's using the machine next to me at the gym is the exact reason why I always try to look my absolute worst when I come here.

I guess I should post more on here now, yeah? Just been having some real social media burnout lately.

I love that you can't see any of the tattoos that I've since covered up lol

The single most perfect series of texts

I highly encourage you to do so

I know I *just* finished a rewatch but I'm ready for another, lol.

Finally convinced my bff to watch Lost and I'm absolutely living for her "OMG WTF KINDA MAGIC IS GOING ON HERE" texts that I get sporadically throughout the day.