Wholeheartedly agree keeping phones out of kids' reach. However, if the devil is required, I would suggest getting him the Nokia 3310. Virtually indestructible, but unable to do any shenanigans other than phoning in case of emergency.

Usually I try not to, but one always has that one player who decides "I'm going to go deliberately get myself abducted by these raiders so I can see what their hideout looks like, you guys go on ahead to the next town..."

In my world, people believe in burying their dead because they should still be of use after death... y'know, if a undead army needs to be conscripted.

Yes, exactly! :)

No, shit! And they were so noisy. They made the bed creak terribly!

There's always next session to introduce the drums and make things awkward for everyone...

Have you checked under your bed for Arachnomancers?

Love to see 'The Monsters know what they're doing' in that list. I don't have it, but heard it's great content.