I want to make a show about Montgomery Mall in the '90s with you and Dan Goor.

Minilopolis

"I've never been to the Met Gala. I thought RFK, Jr. was taking me one year when we were dating, but it turned out to be something called the 'Meat Gala' and let me tell you, New York dry cleaners do not know the first thing about getting whale blood out of chiffon."

"Liz, you know I can't be in the 'Robot/Bear Talk Show' sketch because I was dating RFK, Jr. when he went on the Tonight Show and ate bear meat." "Okay, so the robot part is okay?" "He thought he was a robot at the time! Because of the brain worm! We've been over this!"

Well, if we replace all the execs with AI...

Bill Murray doing that ESP experiment at the beginning of Ghostbusters

Guessing I won't see you out at the Emmys?

no matter how much you like a thing, please try liking many things

I go to lots of parties (buffets!) with all my friends (alone!)

I think that's why the press (cough, NYT, cough) ends up carrying water for him so often -- all he really wants to talk about is the horse race stuff, and that's all they really want to report on. Policy is hard!