I don't think this is the way alcohol affects most people but who among us truly can claim to know the mind of another
Yeah man drinking is a way to do that
There's one in East Austin, corner of San Bernard and Hackberry
Fair enough!
I know we're just having fun here but you know Austin isn't in South Texas right?
Why is this guy still here. Fuckin retire already!
This particular concern isn't top of mind for me. We already have a bunch of horrible energy-industry billionaires screwing things up here, what's one more?
Well he won the debate, and a bunch of polls, and a bunch of news cycles, and probably some other imaginary contests that don't have real scores or mean jack squat like rock paper scissors or some shit
Get ready for some POINTLESS STORIES BABEEEUUYY