The world’s most “I got home from work at 1am and I’m starving” late night snack plate: saltines, Genoa salami, spicy brown mustard, sharp cheddar, and pickled garlic ~~Gonna have some~~ ~~weird~~dreams~~

Weird dreams, weird breath

Pickled garlic is da nom.

i have intaken an irresponsible amount of beer and am looking at this picture like someone who just got out of prison would regard pornography

You had me at saltines.