I once made sous vide tentacles and all the nipples came off on a plate and I couldn't stop snickering

I want Stolas and Octavia to have another episode.

After a week of careful consideration: Nifty

"It's fuck you up, dad" "What did I say?"

Loser, Baby It's a perfect mix of hillarous and genuine, instant mood lifter.

I'm currently at war with the American anti-sleep culture, so my response has to be- Sleep *is* productive.

No, but like, I am actually active here, even if I don't know what to post. I like sleeping?

Embrace skirts and ultra wide-leg pants. You can even wear soft leggings under if you need to, and then you just have pajama bottoms and a blanket on you all the time, and people think you're being fancy.