to everyone who wrote "stay cool" in my middle school year book.. i have some devastating news

"people who told me to stay cool, i regret to inform you, that i became hot"

I’ll just say that for me, “stay” carried a pretty heavy assumption with it

but did you HAGS?

😹

Climate change?

I accidentally called like every girl in my grad year “sweaty” in their year book because I genuinely forgot how to spell sweetie that day.

You got hypothermia?

I'm sorry for your loss

did your AC break?

Global warming 🫠