y’all ever say something in conversation and you can physically feel that you just chose the wrong dialogue option

constantly

I can almost see the [Speech: FAILURE] pop up

Honestly not sure I've ever chosen the RIGHT dialogue option even once

Right about the time I said, "Go ahead, shoot me again."

All the time

Every time I say anything at all 😭

All the time when talking to conservative coworkers

Yep, and then I can't stop thinking about it for at least the rest of the day, and more likely the rest of the week.

Too often