Were I 38 then I would have had many questions about why he wants to compare his parts to a washing machine Complaints of soapy pre cum aftertaste?

Perhaps he had a bad seal and tended to leak badly before the job was done? Or a blown actuator meant he was unable to move to, uh, "create the proper motion in the wash basin"... Dear Eris, I hope it didn't have anything to do with his spin cycle...

Now I can't stop thinking about his cum foaming out like sealant. (I'll see myself out)

Prone to sudden, inexplicable, & only expensively repairable breakdowns?

Maybe he liked to occasionally eat a sock?

💀 yuckkkkkkkkkkk

That guy's dick being like a washing machine, an examination: - slightly musty smell no matter how many times it's cleaned - prone to erratic, offputting, rhythmic movement - never quite as big as you need - weird gunk under the rim - frankly not quite as good as doing the job by hand