Allow me to address the elephant in the room: Lies do not suddenly become truths because, instead of shouting them out with orange makeup and a wig, you serve them up with a smile, eyeliner and a hipster beard.

You didn't mention the pink lipstick which made the lies slide out more smoothly.

#liar#liar#PantsOnFire

You mean I grew this beard for nothing? Dayam!

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