Hey it’s #Jocktober and you know what that means… come get a whiff >: 3

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Look all I’m saying is if my boss asks me “how’s it hanging?” and I say “a little lopsided” you CANT call hr on me! I HAVE to answer and words have meaning!

Looks like he’s getting an appropriate punishment : )

Did I hear gay Latino birds? 🎉🥰

Foxtober? Ottober? You must be mistaken, this is the season of Moo Deng. Moo Dengtober, Moo Dengvember, MOO DENGCEMBER

Hard to justify MFF when the room lottery opens so late and FC is only a month later…

Can always get a job at Nike

Somehow we managed Japan flights out of San Jose

Yes sameeee, seems better and better every year

Avoiding LAX is always a good idea regardless of the circumstances