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@stretta.bsky.social
procedural music / modular synths / software / design / composition / cats / south american ground karate / pointy & bendy / bike commuter / tea & coffee / photography / online since 300 baud modems
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"Would you like to schedule an appointment for six months from now?"

photo of a small cat behind a laptop, making eye contact with you
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We used to call that "THE Casserole" Literally my dad's favorite.

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We killed Finale, what more do you want?

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We will continue to have corruption until our laws are consistently applied.

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I record quad mixes of student performances every week, so I have all these strange four channel audio files. When I play these audio files natively in the Finder over the Mac speakers produces the most insane three dimensional imaging BEHIND ME. It is crazy.

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A couple years ago, I bought an inexpensive smart TV from BestBuy. I had no interest in the 'smart' features, but boy does it pester you. "Please connect me to the internet. I'm not FULLY FUNCTIONAL unless you connect me to the internet. I sooooo need the internet. Why don't you connect me..."

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Have you considered how insane Mac laptop speakers are? Look at them. Look at how tiny they are.

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Do you ever go into your closet and find a Plonk you forgot about?

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...but sad

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The normal way.

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stretta
@stretta.bsky.social
procedural music / modular synths / software / design / composition / cats / south american ground karate / pointy & bendy / bike commuter / tea & coffee / photography / online since 300 baud modems
637 followers1.1k following860 posts