I live in Ohio, maybe a 45 minute drive from Springfield. Schools are getting bomb threats. I repeat. Schools. Are. Getting. Bomb. Threats.
Whenever I see videos like this I say "boioioioioioing" out loud because I'm a mature adult
Bro enjoying an ice cold SPURT
I don't think I like my birthday anymore
One for sorrow, Two for joy, Three for a girl, Four for a boy, Five for silver, Six for gold, Seven for Customer Service, Or eight to listen to these options again.
Don't forget -- this isn't Twitter! You don't have to censor words like "patreon" bc there's no algorithm to suppress your posts! Also: this is GORGEOUS stuff.
the idea that kamala harris is panickedly scrolling through bluesky like "fuck what do the furries want me to say here" is honestly killing me right now
Once again, i Do Not Care about mr beast or any of his associates. no i don't care about the trans one either. we don't all know each other stop trying to talk to me about the mr beast trans girl i do not care i do not care!!!