if the government would just assign me the sex partner that i want and deserve i wouldn't have to oppress women as an occupation

I immediately knew that she Googled me. I’m not a rightwing vigilante, but I write for conservative publications.

Recently, I thought I had a great rapport with a date – lots of laughter, great chemistry. Then, the morning of the second date, she [texted]: “Hey, I did some thinking, and never mind. I would not like to go on a date with you.”

Y’all need to try the double filet o fish

My kids might be mixed race but I swear to you they are the good ones. 1488. Leopards won’t eat MY face

“This guy is not a politician! He’s very blunt and upfront about what he’s speaking and what he’s believing in, like maybe that is what we need,” Victoria recalled thinking at the time. Cool cool cool very cool

michael geller isn't interested in anything but making himself rich

weekend at bernies: the ring

Haha and the fucking shah

Check out this bitch’s Wikipedia. She was friends with the Marcos’ and Sukarno lmao Oh yeah she’s 94