Oh wow, I'm on a blocklist! I wonder why.

Getting the shakes thinking about how I’m about to have to kick my 2+ tomato a day habit

Only 20 - 1480+ days to go!

If I have to read another insane take like “a Harris presidency would be indistinguishable from a Trump presidency” I’m going to lose my fucking mind

Melville just called a whale a hundred-foot-long meat pie. Made me think.

I only brush my teeth because I like the taste of blood

Not a great 24 hours for the Tropicana brand

Blotting the grease off bacon is a cowardly act

The DeLorean time travels at 88mph because doc is a Nazi

Is this the best place for me? Does this help?