I reckon Therese Coffey. Actually, any Conservative would have natural talent at stripping something useful for parts.

That’s not how it works, Alex. They flog it at a knockdown price to their chums who make a mint and give them a massive backhander, sorry, donation. They don’t actually get their own hands dirty or do any ‘work’ themselves. Heaven forbid!

But if I wanted something built I wouldn’t trust the builder they recommend.

Oof.

I see what you did there 😂

Coffey could strip a V6 Rover engine with just an oily rag and a can of WD40. No spanners required. 😁