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@sumoyokai.bsky.social
Enjoyer of cats, spiders, sumo, comics, video games, and films. Purveyor of fine, artisanally crafted ADHD incidents. Sometimes I post pictures of spiders and sumo wrestlers, but I promise they won’t hurt you. they/she queer nonbinary amorphous blob
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Because it's a Meta product, Instagram sucks and hasn't shown me any of Terutsuyoshi's updates since he retired, but it looks like he put on weight and won his first MMA bout on Sept 7. He's selling sponsor spots on his shorts, if anyone wanted to feel close to Terutsuyoshi's junk.

A screencap of a wonky translation of Terutsuyoshi shit talking his opponent from Instagram. It reads:

"I| Sumo to Real Sanctuary
Strengthening: I mean that my opponent is bragging about how strong his legs are, but well, I think I'll break my legs and make him ride home in a wheelchair to the airport. Bob Sapp recommended the opposing player, so Sapp was like, come forward instead of hiding behind him. I'm thinking next time l should do sup with me, so I'm just going to beat up my opponent this time. Well, I'll do my best.
Name: Teruji
Date of birth: January 17, 1995 (29 years old)
Country: Awaji Island, Japan
Blade height: 169.0cm
Weight: 107kg
Backbone: Sumo
17 9/7 (Sat) 21:00 ~
All over the world "
A screencap of an image from Terutsuyoshi's Instagram showing that he's put on some weight and bleached his hair since his sumo retirement. He is punching at the camera with his right hand while guarding his face with his left, and there are flames along the left side. Maybe they're from his fist, which is surely coming in hot. He looks very serious.
A screencapture from Terutsuyoshi's Instagram stories advertising two spots on his left thigh for sale for sponsorships at 300,000 yen each (roughly $3k usd). Everything else is in Japanese.
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Certified Tom Paris-Hater
@sumoyokai.bsky.social
Enjoyer of cats, spiders, sumo, comics, video games, and films. Purveyor of fine, artisanally crafted ADHD incidents. Sometimes I post pictures of spiders and sumo wrestlers, but I promise they won’t hurt you. they/she queer nonbinary amorphous blob
289 followers279 following2.8k posts