mfs on this app like “hi” brah it’s hi-time you do your dishes bozo

blub your shit, gang 💯

you owe me 100 dollars for every time you look at my header

if i don’t wake up to semi-microcelebritism i’ll end it all (return to twitter)

i don’t flutter i stutter

real posters post & don’t delete

whole feed is people gooning over this app

what’s wrong babe you didn’t contemplate the ephemeral nature of life today

real asf of you simone scholes