Absurd to make this ludicrous Prime Ministerial brain-fart a "dramatic plan" or a front-page news story. There can not have been a one in a million chance of this absurd notion coming to pass.

Yeah I agree this was never going to happen, but it's still wild that a serving prime minister thought this was an actual thing he could do.

What's the betting #bbclaurak will be discussing it this morning?

more and more lies and crap...

Rewriting the narrative to make oneself appear less of a selfish thundercnut is a common Tory trait; otherwise known as continuing the lies.

Daily Mail is just a fanzine. This kind of front page nonsense only serves to turn off its moderate readership, surely.

A fridge too far

On the going to sleep front - yes we were all hoping you wouldn't wake up too!

Got no further than one of his wet dreams.

you may be forgetting that depfeffle writes for them sometimes and they are owned by a non-dom aristo who has no compunction about destabilising the UK

If this was a Prime Ministerial brain-fart he must have been permanently full of flatulence