Should've said bark cos I know what I'm doing

If you think she's joking, I haven't heard the end of it for weeks now

Is 'decidedly not writing' slang for writing when her schedule is freed up cos it feels like that ...

:)))

this is honey on her phone and I just want u to know I witch cackled. A happy ending. Heheu.

I have a feeling the story I just dropped is gonna make that migraine a million times worse

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boy toy ... if only I had these when I was writing you, the things you would've inspired me to include

I hope everyone reads my words with a scouse accent (reading my stories is x100 times funnier if you do)

... 😳