@lalonde.bsky.social consider making a Sushi impostor
organised my papers into labeled pouches and put them away in my folder feelin goob
placing bids on a very long churchwarden style pipe in futile attempts to quench my oral fixation
you want AGI? why? so your abuse of your computer can become more harmful? I only employ emotionally manipulative tactics on my laptop precisely because it's not sapient
'I must decrease my carb intake' I say, as I proceed to devour a massive pain au chocolat
melancholy gotta be one of my favourite emotions it's like sadness but cool and mysterious
real girlies don't just send positive affirmations to other girlies, they also send a message reminding the girlies of the imminence of death and ephemerality of life to remind them that they should enjoy every day we have left on this planet
Human not built for love and then cubicle
"jorking it.... but not his peanits"