Uncle wished for a gun in the family secret Santa
White woman shocks entire Tokyo cafe after successfully ordering a latte in broken Japanese
Time to find out where the grackles went
Oh great 🙄 another man has told me there’s a tragic beauty in my eyes 🙄
I love giving myself advice and then taking it
I had a dream that I got very worked up and emotional and angry about something and one of my friends said to my other friends “just put on the talented Mr. Ripley it calms her down every time” but I’ve never seen that movie so what do you think that means
People probably wrote a lot of The Wire fanfiction and it was probably sooooo not good
Working in the trauma bay and the trauma icu and the emergency room has given me a three year fear of biking in the city (used to bike everywhere) but I’ve decided I am brave and I shall be returning TODAY
Horses should be allowed to smoke