me: *has been teaching 25 years, qualified for public service loan forgiveness four years ago* the us government: we are still processing the paperwork, sorry, no idea when we’ll be done, no idea who you should send money to lol, guess it’s jail for you

me: ok is there a number I can call for help us government: Ope, sorry our website has scheduled maintenance till 12 me: us gov: now it’s 5 me: us gov: maybe try next July me: us gov: we’re reporting you to credit agencies

Jail for one THOUSAND years! </Miette>