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Swimtwobirds
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That weirdly prissy second paragraph tho. I mean - ok sure, but he was selected by Johnson for his morally pliant, obsequious nature. And his replacement is likely to be a vast improvement. Not least because Starmer will not be seeking those qualities.

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Why does anyone take her seriously? She’s the politics version of Ben White. It’s all shithousery and trolling. She can barely keep the grin off her face. You take away culture wars and she blinks out of existence. Literally. With a loud pop and a flash of light. Gone. Papers flutter in the air.

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He’s ripping up the planning laws, hitting wealthy pensioners, nationalising trains, and going after non-doms. How is that timid ffs? Jesus the narrative around labour is bananas. Everyone’s acting like they’ve been in power four years. You’re all like toddlers on Ritalin.

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Shurely shome mishtake.

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I’m not saying anything one way or another with regard to his conduct, but in agnostic terms, outside of criminal charges or legal proceedings, where in a sense that story will continue with or without your engagement, simply saying absolutely fuck all and going to sonar depth probably has PR merit.

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People… need to stop trying to make skeet happen. It’s not going to happen. It’s posting. We’re all just posting now. No one is tweeting, bleeting, blurping, or skeeting. We’re posting guys. Cute terms of art are dead. We’re posting.

a woman is wearing a santa hat and saying gretchen stop trying to make fetch happen it 's not going to happen
a woman is wearing a santa hat and saying gretchen stop trying to make fetch happen it 's not going to happen

ALT: a woman is wearing a santa hat and saying gretchen stop trying to make fetch happen it 's not going to happen

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Yeah British bureaucracy seems to revel in laying down passive aggressive minefields to ward off the public. The home office with their - all caps on page two with blue biro while holding your nose etc. it’s weird because they clearly think it’s Machiavelli on steroids when it’s painfully obvious.

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He been in office for - checks watch - eight weeks people. Eight. Weeks. You’re like hyper stimulated hot take toddlers.

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