The double-tap zoom-in on Android bsky could use a little tweaking. I just want to close in on some details, not perceive the pores on the character's butthole skin up-close. Okay maybe I'm not *totally* against that under some circumstances. Fuck I guess this is now a #swzbiz post after all

Just can't help myself can I. Can't make a joke about some hypothetical person's butthole without the thirst kicking in. I'm truly irredeemable