I should be allowed to fistfight one (1) political columnist per quarter

They keep reproducing at a higher rate than that, can we do one a week?

Is this about David brooks airport whiskey?

Admirable restraint

Who would be first on the list though

Who would you challenge first?

What would happen if u lost tho? Can u imagine that?

I want shadi hamid. I don't even care what the weight class is.

Gonna noogie Ross Douthat

Who is first on the list for me it has to be Friedman, or maybe Douhat

Also: anyone should be allowed to fistfight David Brooks at any time without consequences.