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@swolecialism.bsky.social
i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him
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swolecialism.bsky.social

So wild to me that they invented the idea of food that tastes good in my lifetime. Like what are the odds

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Kkdb150.bsky.social

When smoking rates started dropping they had to invent flavors besides "salt."

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QOthequeso.bsky.social

It wasn’t until 2008 that we discovered we could roast green vegetables instead of steaming them.

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SOproofofburden.bsky.social

Working on a hypothesis that WWII was bad

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morningfog.bsky.social

Distribute broadly, yes, but invent, nah. They did that in Italy, Mexico, China, France, India etc. long ago. It just took a while to spread it all around and blend it together.

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Aafterthehavoc.bsky.social

It's fucking terrifying how bad the food options were in most American cities within living memory.

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Emumbly-joe.bsky.social

sadly incorrect, MSG was invented in 1908

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CWwymancr.bsky.social

More so the idea vegetables could have a texture other than limp or slimey.

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SAdanmynrd.bsky.social

I always assumed our parents and grandparents just powered through cuz the cigarettes just masked all the flavor anyway

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SBsaramaburwani.bsky.social

they made *brussels sprouts* taste not-overwhelmingly-bitter in the past couple of decades

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JCjordantcarlson.bsky.social

north americans learning to fry vegetables rather than boil them: the greatest technological advancement of the 2000s

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🎃scarecrowcialism🎃
@swolecialism.bsky.social
i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him
16k followers800 following29k posts